Ellen doing what we all would if we were Oscar hosts
and in that moment, a theater full of teenagers and adults burst into tears
thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
[BREAKS THROUGH YOUR WINDOW] T ELL M E IM AN ANGE L [SLAMS MYSELF INTO YOUR WALL] TAKE THIS TO MY GR AVE [PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE] IM A B AD MA N KICK M E LIKE A ST RAY [RIPS MY HAIR OUT] TEL L ME IM A N ANG EL [KICKS YOU IN THE SHIN] TAK E T HIS T O MY GRAA AA AAA AAV E
Can’t you see that I need you?
I just burst out laughing fucking hell
lettme explain to you a thing son
I would marry this man
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